WoT? Google Searches, Vol. 4


Wherein Our Heroine Rounds Out Her Long Week with the Easy Stuff.
Yes, Dear Reader. It's that time again. Google Searches Vol. 4. Vol. 3 is here, in case this sort of thing amuses you. If you're really in a time-wasting mood, here are one and two as well.

posture description when typing - Do you mean the correct, ergonomic version, or the dissipated, couch-potato slump I generally employ in the wee hours of the morning when I'm cranking this stuff out?

just the other day the old man looked just like me lyrics - What?! I never looked like an old man! (Well, maybe first thing in the morning, before my coffee... we won't go there.)

typing kindergarten - Is this one of those hyperactive, start-getting-your-kid-into-Harvard-when-he's-three things? Ecchhh. You won't find that here.

description of ideal job - We've been over that. I don't have one.

what is an anthropologist's paycheck - I dunno. Maybe a dinosaur bone?

anne rice amazon rant - Oy! This one came up several times. It seems that Ms. Rice's meltdown on Amazon was generating some serious curiosity.

house of lust - I have to tell you - all of Europe is beating a path to my virtual door with this one. Google's Italian, German, Danish, UK, French sites (and more) have all led folks to me at various points. How turned on these searchers must be when they see that "House Lust" was just a Random Thing about Arts & Crafts-style houses! (Hint: Google doesn't care about articles like "of.")

writing about my dream house - We haven't even got started on that one.

buick low tire warning reset - Whoops. This isn't a Buick how-to page, but I can tell you from experience that the reset button is located in a fuse panel on the passenger's side of the dashboard, facing the door. You're welcome.

you dear reader have the advantage over me i am writing this sunday before the election takes place the opportunities for me to look foolish are legion so i will resist both predictions and triumphalism - Excuse me? Wow. I've never seen a search string this long. I checked on the day it appeared, and I was indeed the first entry for this search. The googlebot has finally caught up with the real owner of this, though, and I am now number three.

Yay! We're number three! We're number three!

Have a nice weekend.
Posted: Friday - November 05, 2004 at 06:37 AM         | |

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