WoT? Google Searches, Vol. 3


Wherein Our Heroine Needs a Topical Jump-Start.
Hey Readers - what time is it? That's right! It's "I have nothing to say this morning, and I have enough silly Google searches amassed to bring you WoT? Google Searches Vol. 3 Time!" Yes, WoT? is not even a year old, and we're already up to the third installment of Google searches that tickled my fancy or my funny bone. What can I say - I'm easily amused. So, with no more ado, here are some of the random things that brought folks to WoT? (In case you're curious, here are installments one and two of the Google searches,).

martha jill smith - This one caught my eye because of some odd history. When I was in kindergarten, for some reason I decided I didn't want to be called Jill, I wanted to be called Martha. Lots of little kids play-act, but I did it so thoroughly at this particular stage that when my mother went for her parent-teacher conference, my kindergarten teacher asked her, "Why do you call her Jill if her name is Martha?" Obviously, I have missed my calling. I would have made a terrific grifter. Anyway, this little Google search was like a message to me from me, age five.

jill camera yoga - I have not (as yet) had my photo taken while practicing yoga. I think I might be disturbed by the results.

humorous writing cities - I've always thought "Saskatoon" looked pretty humorous. Any other nominees?

typing clubs - Ack. Can you imagine?

the real reason for a 7 1/2th floor - Because Charlie Kaufman has the same sorts of screwy dreams I do?

stick figure skier - He was cute, wasn't he?

i depressed over a boy wot shall i do - Well, first of all, forget about him and do something productive. I would suggest you work harder in school. Grammar and spelling would be a good start.

carmen orange - Shriek!

typing for idiots - Sorry. Go see Mavis Beacon.

weird ways of typing - Sometimes you just have to wonder what people are really after when they do a Google search. What did this person want to find? Double amputees who type with their toes? Acrobats blogging while swinging from trapezes? The mind boggles.

picture of really tired person typing - That would be me, every morning. I'm too vain to have John photograph me in this state, though. You're just going to have to imagine the bed-head and the "Life is Good" jammies for yourself.

Happy weekend, everyone!
Posted: Friday - September 17, 2004 at 07:46 AM         | |

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