Google Searches v. 9


Laziness => Google Searches.

Feeling uninspired and listless in the ridiculous heat our region is bathing in (that's bathing as in "steam bath"), here's the semi-regular roundup of Google searches that brought readers to WoT. Volume 8 is here.

"you have to be brave " - Indeed, you do.

dinosaur love poem - Okay, I'll give that a try:
Oh, my lovely archaeopteryx!
Your fossilized feathers array'd
Confound the artist and scientist alike.
What color were they, anyway?

"black eye" "before my wedding" - The results of this search, aside from my own story of soccer balls, shiners, and ponies, are almost uniformly frightening.

How to say "Bread" in norwegian - I have to agree, the translation sites are generally poor on the Scandinavian languages. But... capitalizing "How" and "Bread" and not "Norwegian"? What's going on there?

what's your excuse to be rude - What are the acceptable justifications (if any) for rudeness? Discuss. Show your work.

Why is writing complicated - Because it requires thought. Next question?

random daft facts - Oh, you came to the right place for those!

estragon: nothing to be done. Vladimir - Oh, Bwah hah! I got a few of those all in a rush - is someone doing a term paper?

sprained toe and yoga - Ouch. Be gentle.

lucite shelving - NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

maple geranium - Not one I have in my semi-vast collection. Hmmmm...

Posted: Wednesday - June 15, 2005 at 08:47 AM         | |


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