My Husband Owes Me a Pony
Wherein Our Heroine
Learns the Unfairness of Life.
I played soccer last year. I was hit in
the face, at close range, by a soccer ball. Twice.
The first time, the ball was
kicked by an opposing team member 2 weeks before my wedding. Thanks to the
quick action of my friend (and de facto team doctor) Alicia, I had a small
bruise that was gone long before The Big
Day.
The second time, I had
been married for a few months and the kicker was my husband. Luckily, Alicia
was again on the scene with the ice. As John was the offender, Alicia suggested
I could have "any piece of jewelry" I wanted (now that I think of it, Alicia's
Indian - in India, they measure jewelry by the gram: I wonder how many grams she
was thinking of?). As I was led off to our car, I muttered, "I don't want
jewelry. I want a pony." You have to mutter when you have an ice pack on your
eye. It's mandatory.
My
mutterings were met with the sort of amused acceptance you give to a tired,
cranky child - especially if you're the one who kept the kid up too long in the
first place. Nonetheless, my husband acknowledged that a pony was an acceptable
price to pay for making your wife look like a boxer who went down in the second
round (even inadvertantly).
I
still got a great, big black eye, ice pack or no ice
pack.
I still have no
pony.
I could use a pony right
now - I have a lot of free time.
Posted: Saturday - February 07, 2004 at 08:32 AM
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