We get letters.

It appears that Milo is the latest Internet celebrity. At least, among my readers. Which admittedly makes him a pretty small-time Internet celebrity.

But I’ve gotten some requests. So… I present to you… Milo.


Do i have a head?

“Oh NO! MY HEAD IS A SNEAKER!”


I ride the shoe.  i am the shoe.

“I ride the sneaker. It does not ride me.”


Milo matches the floor

Milo actually blends with the floor.


Again with the flash.

“Will the paparazzi never leave me alone?”


“I mean, REALLY?”


Sleepy

“…mmmm…. whatever. Snap all you want.”


And you ... you there.  you want what?

“You still there? Okay – got kibble?”