In 1995, I received my J.D. (Juris Doctor) from the University of Maine.

In 2009 or 10 I am tentatively scheduled to receive my M.L.S. (Masters in Library Science) from the University of Maryland.

Aside from apparently having an unconscious preference for state universities in states that begin with "M," I feel like I’m regenerating sideways in an offbeat piece of Dr. Who fanfic.

Gotta start working on that laugh…