John comes in from hauling the fresh load of wood that was just delivered. He’s in that "third-day-of-a-cold, dammit-I-need-movement" phase. He’ll probably be wiped tonight.
"What’s up?" say I.
"Just want to put my boots on. I almost dropped a piece of wood on my foot."
"Good. Wouldn’t want a husband with a mooshed foot. Defective. I’d have to return you."
"Got your receipt?"
"You’re under warranty. I bought the extended plan."
"That’s power-train only. Hands and feet are accessories – not included."
Good thing he put his boots on.
Good thing indeed! You got the model with in-built autoprotective action. Smart move.
LOL
Laughing.