Google Searches - Volume Six


Is it That Time Again Already? Yes. Yes, it is.
Yes, I know - it has barely been a month since Google Searches Number Five, but the latest crop of Boolean fruitbattery is just too good to let it wait.

spongebob's typing skills - Well, you know the poor little guy only has three fingers -

I'm thinking even Mavis Beacon would find him to be a challenge. The three fingers would require some adjustment to the usual keyboard placement. Also, there is the fact that, well - he's a cartoon sponge.

kundalini yoga blog - I've tried Kundalini Yoga, but only once. Sorry. I have no insights on that practice.

camilla parker bowles+prediction+horoscope - Prediction? She will marry her prince. They will do just fine. I will continue not to care in the slightest. (Take that, Zoltan Mason!)

jill little - No, Jill big. Jill five-feet, seven inches. Jill also strong. You no mess with Jill. She kick you butt.

jill valentine music video - Would you settle for me singing "One Man Dog" to Toshie, accompanied by his barking? Because we've been working on that one lately. We are really getting quite good.

bring me to a i want too learn how to type fast - I think you are typing too fast already there, buddy. Slow down. You're leaving things out. Like any vestige of sense.

suburban mom - I live in the suburbs. I am not a mom. I do drive a station wagon, though - I can see how you might get confused.

define navel gazing - Well, dictionary.com has a perfectly serviceable definition: "Excessive introspection, self-absorption, or concentration on a single issue." How's that?

waiter rage kitchen blog - Ooooh! Do they serve exploding head at this restaurant? As an alternative, you can check out Gordon Ramsey. He seems to have enough kitchen rage for 12 people.

googleiciousness - Would you believe that as of this publication, there are only three instances of this (completely made-up) word out there on the 'net? Of course you would.

western misconceptions about yoga - ::groan:: Where do I begin?? I could probably give you an entire encyclopedia of my own misconceptions about Yoga!

kings ghost in hamlet - Okay, this came from an edu domain. If the query was for the purpose I suspect, I have this to say: "Do your own term paper!"
Posted: Wednesday - March 02, 2005 at 07:28 AM         | |

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