Sleeping With the Enemy


 


It was bound to happen. You marry someone named John Smith, and it turns out they are not who or what they say they are. Apparently, my husband "John" is on the Terrorist Watch List. I should have known there was something fishy about him when the animals refused to have anything to do with him:



...or by the cold and heartless way he treats adorable little children:



...and especially by his humorless rejection of all things shiny, good, and fun:



The man is clearly a menace.

Posted: Wednesday - October 13, 2004 at 12:42 PM         | |


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