We Get Letters 

It appears that Milo is the latest Internet celebrity.  At least, among my readers.  Which admittedly makes him a pretty small-time Internet celebrity.

But I've gotten some requests.  So... I present to you... Milo.

"Oh NO!  MY HEAD IS A SNEAKER!"

"I ride the sneaker.  It does not ride me."

Milo actually blends with the floor. 

"Will the paparazzi never leave me alone?"

"I mean, REALLY?"

"...mmmm.... whatever.  Snap all you want."

"You still there?  Okay - got kibble?"