Overheard on the Phone with Marietta (New Mom) 

"Oh, this breast pump doesn't work like the manual one.  I like the manual one better."

"You know, it kind of sounds like a TARDIS.  Szhwozzh, szhwoozzh...  I think your breasts are going to Another Galaxy."

"Ha - I wish that would happen!  Okay - I really gotta go - this is making a mess."

"All right.  I'm blogging this bit of the conversation, by the way."

"Heh.  You have my permission."