Tally


 


Monday through Wednesday, hours spent on an airplane: 16.5

Wednesday morning through early Thursday, hours spent awake: approximately 20

Number of knitting needles they will let you take on a carry-on out of Heathrow: 0

Number of pages of Michael Palin: Diaries 1969-1979 - The Python Years* read: 338

Hours spent rolling slowly through the "Tour de JFK" on a transatlantic airliner: 1

Number of stressed-out travelers on said airliner with tight connection to DCA: approximately 8

Miles run with very heavy carry-on (non-wheelie) across JFK: 1 (or so)

Number of irritated TSA employees who were about to close the last security station in Terminal 9, unaware that the flight from JFK to DCA had been delayed: 3

Delay of flight after said run: 2 hours

Bags of mine currently held in quaint "time share" arrangement with American Airlines: 1

Number of other irritated passengers unable to believe American Airlines** cannot manage to get bags from International Terminal to Terminal 9 during 2 hour delay: approximately 7

In bed this morning at: 2:45


* Bad Amazon review is not my experience. Finding it fascinating.
** Warning: obnoxious music

Posted: Thursday - November 09, 2006 at 08:05 AM         | |


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