Damn You, Woman.


I Wuz Memed
From La Bonne-Femme Moderne:

I. Seven things I plan to do before I die:

1. Write a novel
2. Learn some more German (we all know I have pitiable German).
3. Visit India.
4. Own another horse (or pony, if you will).
5. Have a real garden.
6. Be able to do a freestanding handstand.
7. Own my own Yoga studio.

II. Seven things I can do:

1. Mermaid pose.
2. Make my friends laugh.
3. Hold a (sung) note for a pretty darn long time.
4. Knit
5. Read very, very fast
6. Eat very, very fast
7. Make bread.

III. Seven things I can’t do:

1. A decent, reliable handstand.
2. A Donald Duck imitation.
3. Remember which is closer to "The Show," A or AAA baseball.
4. Suffer fools gladly (my mother says I can't do it at all).
5. Cause my shetland sheepdog to stop barking his fool head off at nothing at all.
6. The most basic arithmetic, when under pressure.
7. Play soccer for a season without getting injured.

IV. Seven things that attract me to people of the opposite sex:

1. Sense of Humor.
2. Good with animals.
3. Intelligence.
4. How he treats others.
5. Understanding.
6. Puts up with my lunatic musical tastes.
7. Manners.

V. Seven things I say most:

1. "Clearly."
2. "Does that make sense?"
3. "Jackass!" (said most frequently while driving)
4. "Please." (Politesse and sarcasm are equally welcome in my vocabulary)
5. "Ya think?"
6. "I just won a bet with myself." or "Ka-ching." (When someone I know well - esp. John - does or says something I knew they would.)
7. "Bubba." (The household nickname applied to me, John, the animals, and any random object I can't remember the name of at the moment.)

VI. Seven celebrity crushes:

1. Alan Rickman
2. Ciaran Hinds
3. Colin Firth
4. Hugh Laurie
5. Robert Sean Leonard (yes, House is a love-fest for me)
6. John Corbett
7. Marc Blucas (don't start with me, Angel fans)

VII. Seven people I want to take this quiz (who weren’t already tagged by die moderne Hausfrau):

1. Rana (she may already have done this - can't remember)
2. Julia
3. Terry
4. Artichoke Heart
5. Mark
6. Mary Kay
7. Lianne
Posted: Sunday - September 11, 2005 at 05:54 PM         | |

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